1) ..is so fat they makes free willy look like a tic tac
2)...thinks "Real men are like Unicorns ... you've heard lots of stories about them, but have never actually seen one!"
3....A recent survey, proved that 80% of all men have had sex in the shower, the remaining 20% have not been to Prison yet
4)...thinks if only it was as easy to delete people in real life!
5)...it wasn't me and I wont do it again.
6)...EARTHQUAKE !!!!! ..... oh noo sorry it was you ...... jus rocking my world ........ i love you
7)...is having a temporary malfunction. Normal programming will resume shortly.
8)...Some days we're just one clown short of a circus around here!
9)...if it walks like a duck, and talks like a duck, then it could be a dragon doing a duck impersonation.
10)..stressed spelled backwards is DESSERTS <3 :) so when you're stressed think desserts :)
11)..If they call an orange an orange, why don't they call a banana a yellow??
12)..I've changed my job title from Housewife, to Domestic Goddess!
13)..has decided to start doing homework, but not on days ending with y
14)..Did you know.. If you take s-t-u out of studying it`s just dying.
15)..What`s the point of leaving school if you have to come home and do homework?
16)..is out of advice.. will sarcasm do?
17).. thinks today should be renamed shiturday!!
18)..You can email your complaints to gofuckyourself@idontgiveashit.com
19).. Who stole my weekend and replaced it with a monday?
20)..I stopped a chicken from committing suicide!! But the i got hunngry! sorry !
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